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MSTies Anonymous Newsletter
News for the Obscure Convergence
Internet Edition - Volume 3



In This Issue


XBAND Summary
"SCI-FI Only for MST?" by mimyers2@vt.edu
"Oh, Bite Me! It's Fun!" by MattTRobot@aol.com
December MSTie of the Month: tvfrank@ix.netcom.com
December MST3K schedule on CC
From the Poobah
Disclaimers



XBAND Summary


I hope you had a good Turkey Day! Let us all sing "Merry Christmas, If That's Okay." The last MSTie of the Month for 1996 is tvfrank@ix.netcom.com. "Hi, I'm Mike (the birdman) Bird and I'm 16, I like Mst3k (duh), computers, Mars Attacks, Star Wars, 'ya know. I'm in the 10th grade (sophomore in high school for you playing at home). My favorite quote from a MST ep. is 'Captain, I've got it fixed! It's all working again!' My favorite MST ep. is 'Warrior of the Lost World.' My info club number is 67539." *mSt3k*



"SCI-FI Only for MST?" by mimyers2@vt.edu


So now that MST3K is on the Sci-Fi channel, I was thinking...the Sci-Fi channel already owns the rights to show a wide selection of B-movies. The entire Godzilla saga for instance. Maybe Sci-Fi can just pass these on to MST? Think of the money they would save if Sci-Fi could provide the riffing fare. The leftover budget could be used on new sets or something. Wouldn't that be great? The plot could go in a whole new direction... and it might as well, now that we have lost Frank AND Dr. Forrester.



"Oh, Bite Me! It's Fun!" by MattTRobot@aol.com


Hello, everybody, and welcome to MST3K phrases 101. There are so many uses for MST3K phrases. Let's take "Hi-Keeba" for instance; it may be used as a greeting for MSTies everywhere. Due to the "Hi" at the beginning, I especially like it. Also available for a response to a greeting is "Thank you." I forget what episode that was from, but I use it. Back to "Hi-Keeba," I have a special use for it. In my high school there is our weird weight trainer. Every morning I stroll past him minding my own business when he'll just off his bench and scream "Hi fellas!" Please note that I am the only one within visual range of "Hi fellas!" So one day I prepared to MiST him. As I walked by he did his routine, said "Hi fellas," and I responded "Hi......KEEBA!" As my friends and I cackled down the hall, he looked utterly perplexed. It was great. Sorry to get up on my soapbox there, but I just had to tell that one. Another useful saying, really song, was when my friends and I see a person with an abnormally large head we break out in "Big Head," also getting a few strange looks. If you see hairy people: hippies, hicks, or such, I always yell "Huzzah" unless the stench of them drives me away first. "Oh bite me, it's fun!" has so many uses I couldn't possibly list them all. I tried using it for my senior quote and I got yelled at. Can you believe them? Ah, I'm just bitter. Anyhoo, I could go on forever with these examples, but really I couldn't, so I going to collect uses. If you have any, please e-mail them to . If I get enough, I'll collect them and put them in the next newsletter. I now must go and blow my nose. "So long, sucker!"



December MSTie of the Month: tvfrank@ix.netcom.com


Hi, I'm Mike (the birdman) Bird and I'm 16, I like Mst3k (duh), computers, Mars Attacks, Star Wars, 'ya know. I'm in the 10th grade (sophomore in high school for you playing at home). My favorite quote from a MST ep. is "Captain, I've got it fixed! It's all working again!" My favorite MST ep. is "Warrior of the Lost World." My info club number is 67539.



December MST3K schedule on CC


All times Eastern/Pacific
Airdate ### Episode Time
12/08 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 7 AM
12/09 502 Hercules 2 AM
12/15 424 Manos, the Hands of Fate 7 AM
12/16 521 Santa Claus 2 AM
12/29 512 Mitchell 7 AM
12/30 622 Angels Revenge 2 AM



From the Editor


It's off the ramp! The MSTies Anonymous Newsletter has finally taken shape with the help from you members writing articles for it. Keep 'em coming! Attatched to this issue, you'll find a comic strip by Cool6000@juno.com entitled "Cool Stuff." With this and other features in the future, I hope this newsletter reaches its full potential in the not-too-distant future. Also, a simple password system has been established to protect the roster, so feel free to send in your bio with a picture to represent you.


Cool Stuff by Cool6000



Disclaimers


Mystery Science Theater 3000, its characters and situations are copyright 1996 Best Brains, Inc. This page is not meant to infringe on any copyrights held by Best Brains, The Sci-Fi Channel, Comedy Central, or their employees.


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"It's fun to be psychotic."



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