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MSTies Anonymous Newsletter
News for the Obscure Convergence
Internet Edition - Volume 2: Electric Bugaloo

In This Issue

XBAND Summary
"Stuffing vs. Potatoes" by mstanon@msties.com
Members' Turkey Day Plans
From the Poobah

XBAND Summary

It's Turkey Day '96, and it's time to watch MST3K all day like any self- respecting MSTie would do! The best viewing summary was by Sailor Minneapolis. "So, Sci-Fi isn't doing a marathon of MST3K! THAT SUKZ!!! Oh well, I'll just slap in some crappy anime and do my own insults with my MST3K/Anime lovin' friends and par-tee like it was 1999! Fridays RULE! TGIF!" Enjoy your classic MST tapes and turkey today. *mSt3k*

"Stuffing vs. Potatoes" by mstanon@msties.com

So you're gagging on your turkey as you laugh hysterically from MST, eh? Or maybe doing a spit take with some egg nog? Well, celebration of this caliber shouldn't be hazardous to your health, well being, or reputation. You can correct most Turkey Day woes by checking your food and drink for epicacs such as wishbones and mayo... Especially in the cranberry sauce. The FDA suggests that you have your Turkey Day meal x-rayed before consuming to maintain the proper radiation level. (Nuclear photons are good for night vision, according to the latest test.) During your meal, remember not to elbow any of your friends, family, or hitch-hikers while reaching for the gravy that Jan made. Finally, wash your feast fit for a king down with a good helping of pumpkin pie frozen like a brick and a hearty helping of MST3K!

Members' Turkey Day Plans

Bass Commando
Well, my personal picks are: Cave Dwellers, The Day the Earth Froze, Daddy-O, and we'll round out the afternoon with a hearty helping of Warrior of the Lost World.

If all goes according to plan, I'm going to be watching at least 18 hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Turkey Day. As soon as I wake up, I'll watch the end of Macy's and promptly pop in my tape of Manos: the Hands of Fate. Once I survive, I'll scarf down my feast and relax with such laugh riots as San Francisco International, Night of the Blood Beast (701T), First Spaceship to Venus, and War of the Colossal Beast. A quick snack and a lot of caffeine will get me through Hercules Against the Moon Men, Bride of the Monster, and Brute Man. The following dawn will mark the end of my MST3K marathon with the end of an era: Mitchell!

Hi! The episodes I'm going to watch are:

Ultimate Thanksgiving recipe: 12 video tapes + cable. Let your brain fry for 30 hours & serve.

Sailor Minneapolis
So, Sci-Fi isn't doing a marathon of MST3K! THAT SUKZ!!! Oh well, I'll just slap in some crappy anime and do my own insults with my MST3K/Anime lovin' friends and par-tee like it was 1999! Fridays RULE! TGIF!

-=The Crow=-
Ok... 1) One of the black & white Gamera episodes 2) The one w/ rocket man? 3)Gamera vs. that flying thing 4) The invisible man 5) The one w/the alien mummy 6) The blk & wht vers. of Puppet Masters--- you know, w/ those bat things? 7) Gamera vs. those alien people & the robot (I have a thing for the Gamera ones.) 8)Gamera & Timmy/Tom Servo making fun of "TIMMY!" Ok, my tapes end there. 8 in color.
[Ed. Note: Those are probably 1) Gamera 2) Any 100 w/ a Commando Cody serial 3) Gamera vs. Gaos 4) Amazing Transparent Man 5) Being from Another Planet 6) Samson vs. the Vampire Women 7) Gamera vs. Zigra 8) Fire Maidens from Outer Space]

From the Poobah

I'd like to wish each and every one of you a happy Turkey Day! As I'd like you members to get to know one another, I'm going to make the roster on our home page a lot better... But I need your help. What I'd like you to do is send in one of your favorite pics to represent you. (Not an actual photo of yourself, but an XBAND style pic.) You should also write your own bio. This way, we can better get to know one another, and eventually hold chat events in the not-too-distant future! If you need an example, check out the entry of one of our first members at http://users.aol.com/MSTAnon/001.htm. Don't worry, though, the new roster will be password protected to let only members in, OK? Remember, you can always write a short article for this newsletter. The more the merrier! Until next issue!


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