|822||Overdrawn at the Memory Bank||12/06/97|
|Transcripts by Rob T Firefly|
Mike: Hi everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love.
Mike: Just to bring you up to date, we recently escaped, along with Pearl Forrester and her companions, from Ancient Rome which, by the way, Bobo burned down.
Servo: Heh heh heh!
Mike: And, uh, then we went back through the wormhole, and now here we are.. who knows? We're just knockin' about in time and space. Pfft..
Servo: Say Mike, just for the sake of discussion, um, what would be another way you could put that last part there? Uh, we're wandering in space, uhh, we don't know where we are in space, or, or what? In space.
Mike: Oh, I don't know, uh.. adrift? Cast off? Uh.. unmoored? Locationless? Uh, lots of ways you can put it.
Servo: Duhhhhhhh... lost, maybe?
Mike: Sure, lost in space, you could say that -
Servo: Woohoo! It's on, Crow!
Crow: Ohhh, William!
Servo: Danger! Warning! Warning!
Crow: Ohhh, the pain!!
Servo: Warning! Danger! Danger!
Crow: That's pretty annoying, isn't it?
Mike: Yeah, yeah, it is.
Crow: Ohhhhh, William!! Ohhhh, the paaain!!!
Servo: Dadadadadadadadadadadaaa, wwwwarninnnnng!
Mike: Hey, you, you guys, you know what, uh, Pearl asked us to pull this over so we can find out where we are, and I'm trying to do a really tricky docking maneuver, so why don't you go watch a video with Gypsy, huh?
Crow: A video? Allrighty! Yeah!
Servo: Video! Yeah!
Mike: "Free Willy?" "Mondo Cane?"
Servo: "Mando Cane!" Cool!
Mike: Off you go, yeah, okay. Alright, here we go, now. This is the hard part.. just ease it into place, gently.. dock with the other ship, and.. ugh! Whoah! Ahh, this is perfect, I'll go.. check it out, heh..
Pearl: Nelson? Mike! Is that you? C'mon over here, neighbor!
Mike: Ahh, you sure it's not too late?
Pearl: Oh, I'll be up another couple of hours or so. Come on over, I just put a fresh pot of coffee on.
Mike: I'll just float on over here, Pearl.
Bobo: zzz.. oh, oh oh oh oh...
Pearl: Oh, sh sh sh sh sh shh.. hang on.
Bobo: Oh, mommy, oh oh..
Pearl: I just put Bobo down, and sometimes he's a little fussy.
Mike: Oh, sure, yeah... Ooh boy, she's a cold one tonight, huh?
Pearl: Yeahhh, supposed to get down to absolute zero. That's why I always wear a sweater.
Mike: Yeah. Hoo. So.. Pearl.. how come you're so evil?
Pearl: Hmmm... I'm filled with hate. I don't know if that helps.
Mike: Yeah, well, it does, yeah.
Pearl: You know Mike, people can be awfully judgemental about evil.
Crow: Mike! Mike!! You know, we were watching TV, a-and we had it on something we all liked, and then Servo changed the channel!
Mike: Okay, well, tell you what, if you're real quiet, you can stay here with Pearl and me. Okay?
Pearl: Hey, Art.
PA: Mike Nelson to the lunchroom. There's a robot from the future waiting for you.
Crow: Well, so much for blending in, huh. Oh, hello.
Mike: Hey, man.
Mike: Can we make this quick? It's coming out of my break time.
Crow: Ehh, yes. Greetings, young Mike. Um, my name is Crow, and I've come from the future to help you change your miserable, dead-end life!
Mike: Jeez, nobody said anything about that, how's that work?
Crow: Uh, eh, uh, Mike, you are about to embark on an endless, worthless string of temp jobs!
Mike: Hey, man, tempin's great! You know, it's flexible hours, you can sleep in, you can ditch whenever you want.
Crow: Well, actualy, that sounds pretty good, uh, d'you get bennies with that?
Mike: Blue Cross.
Crow: Wow, that sounds cool! Uh, how do I - no, d-d, what am I saying? Mike! I have seen your grim future! If you don't change your life, eventually you'll be shot up into space, and forced to watch terrible movies!
Mike: Hahahaha, shot up into space, did you hear that, man?
Mike: That'd be outrageous, it'd be like "Space: 1999" or something.
Crow: NONONO, LISTEN TO ME, YOU SIMP!! I-I-I-I mean, heh, what about your dreams? Your hopes? A hollow, desperate eternity in space, that's no future for you!
Mike: Yah, but it beats gettin' burned by the cryovac machine.
Crow: Hagh... Exactly when in the future will you become not stupid, Mike? Uhh..
Servo: Uh, Crow, this is Tom. hey, maybe you should just kill him or something, I dunno.
Mike: Hey, who's that?
Crow: Um.. that's, uh, God.
Mike: Whoa. Dude!
Servo: Crow, wrap it up. Hey, it's almost Commercial Sign.
Crow: I'm coming! Okay, Mike, I'll be back in just a second. Uhh, eat your lunch or something, and don't take any temp jobs while I'm gone! 'Kay? Boy..
Mike: Robot from the future.
Crow: Yep, good work, Crow! Why, thank you, Crow! Oop,
Eddie: Hey! Hey, watch where you're goin', you skinny freak!
Crow: Gee whiz, sorry Mike, I didn't mean-
Eddie: Mike? Who the hell's Mike?
Servo: Eddie, Eddie, hi Eddie, sorry Eddie, here I am Eddie, heh heh..
Eddie: Hey, where you been, midget?
Servo: Uhh, sorry Eddie, won't happen again Eddie, heh heh..
Eddie: I was ashin'.
Servo: Okay, Eddie. Heh heh heh heh..
Crow: So, uh.. oh, boy. You're not Mike? Er..
Eddie: Mike? Who the hell's Mike? I don't know no Mikes.
Servo: Eh, shush, Crow, Eddie don't know no Mikes, whaddya talkin' about.
Eddie: 'Ey, 'ey, shut up.
Servo: Shuttin' up Eddie, right away, heh heh heh..
Eddie: Eh, except for my loser kid brother Mike.
Eddie: Y'know, that idiot quit our temp jobs to go work with his band?
Servo: Band, heh heh..
Eddie: Yeah, he missed out on some really great jobs, some of 'em even minimum wage!
Servo: Minimum wage! Heh heh heh heh..
Eddie: Ehh, this woulda been a great job, except for those two guys shot me up into space -
Servo: Guys, heh..
Eddie: - when that sleepy-eyed guy left.
Crow: So, uh, Edward, uh..
Eddie: Eddie. The name's Eddie.
Crow: So, Edward.. your brother's band didn't, uh, do too well?
Eddie: You kiddin'? They were doin' great!
Eddie: They were already opening for Motörhead when Mike bought it.
Servo: Bought it.
Crow: WHAT?? What??
Eddie: Yah, you kiddin'? He totally cacked, right on stage. Hey, what're you, stupid?
Servo: Heh heh..
Crow: Eh, heh, assume I am, uh, Edward.
Eddie: Yeah, you know, the Cleveland Civic Center?
Eddie: Y'know, chicks were really diggin' him,
Eddie: They're throwin' their hotel keys up on the stage,
Servo: Keys, heh heh heh heh..
Eddie: Couple o' them big ones caught him in the bean,
Eddie: He went down, never got up again.
Eddie: Died like a mangy dog, right on stage. Ptu... Man. I was really proud of 'im. Excellent death.
Crow: This reality is even worse for Mike! I gotta get back and warn him!
Eddie: 'Ey! This little pencilneck just say our reality sucked?
Crow: Heh heh heh..
Servo: Yeah Eddie, he sure did Eddie, I heard him Eddie.
Eddie: Aww, now we got Movie Sign. Get inside the theater, runt! And you, bring me a beer!
Servo: I'll bring you a beer, Eddie! Right away, Eddie! Coming with a beer, Eddie..
Servo: Heh heh heh heh heh..
Eddie: Hey, look at this mess from last night. I thought I told you to clean this up!
Servo: Well, gee, Eddie, I-I-I-I did, Eddie, but, b-but these are just from a couple minutes ago, don't you remember?
Eddie: Hey, shut up.
Servo: Okay, I'm shutting up, right away Eddie, right away Eddie, sure Eddie, heh heh heh.
Crow: Uhh, Servo.. Edward.. I'm going to rinse out a few things, uh, I'll be back in a minute. Heh..
Eddie: I don't get that guy.
Servo: Neither do I Eddie..
Eddie: You like him?
Past Crow: Greetings, young Mike. Uh, my name is Crow, and
I've come from the future to help you change your miserable, dead-end life.
PA: Hey. Robot from the future, there's another one of you guys to see you.
Crow: Ahem.. Hey, me.
Past Crow: Oh. Hey, me. Uh, can you hang on a second? So, anyway, Mike, that's why I.. th-think... ohhh, no. We, we screwed something up royal, didn't we?
Crow: Well, you screwed something up royal.
Past Crow: Whoa, really. How do you know it's not you who screwed it up?
Crow: Uh, look, I'm from about a half hour into your future. I think I know a little bit more about what the heck is going on than you do.
Past Crow: Listen, Mr. Future-pants!
Past Crow: If I steer Mike away from a career of bad jobs, he'll never end up stranded in time and space!
Crow: Well listen, Mr. Half-hour-ago doof. If you do, Mike will end up bludgeoned in a pool of his own blood.
Past Crow: Oh, yeahh??
Mike: H-hey, w-what're you guys talking about?
Crow: Hey Mike, this doesn't concern you, okay? Look, don't change Mike's future or he dies, okay??
Mike: Hoo, boy, what a day, huh?
Crow: Uh, yeah, whatever. Say Mike, if there was a guy named Gilligan, and he wanted to name an island after himself, and he did, and then we were here on it, what would we be here on?
Servo: Hee hee hee hee hee!
Crow: No? N-no, whaddya mean, no?
Mike: I - just no, I'm sorry.
Past Crow: Ah, well, cheese ain't gonna cut itself, huh?
Past Crow: Yeah.
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